Why would anyone want to own a French Bulldog?
You can expect your Frenchie:
- to tear up your trash the moment you leave your home
- to cry and whine whenever you’re not near it
- to fart uncontrollably all day and all night
- to become overly excited and randomly bite kids
- to not follow a single one of your commands
- to pee and crap all over your carpet and floors
- to almost freeze to death when it’s cold and almost heat stroke when it’s hot
What redeeming qualities do French Bulldogs have? Absolutely none.
Frenchies are a terrible dog. These canine abominations shouldn’t even exist.
They’re not cute. They’re not loyal.
Why French Bulldogs (and Their Owners) Are the Worst: A Rant.