Why would anyone want to own a French Bulldog?

You can expect your Frenchie:

  • to tear up your trash the moment you leave your home
  • to cry and whine whenever you’re not near it
  • to fart uncontrollably all day and all night
  • to become overly excited and randomly bite kids
  • to not follow a single one of your commands
  • to pee and crap all over your carpet and floors
  • to almost freeze to death when it’s cold and almost heat stroke when it’s hot

What redeeming qualities do French Bulldogs have? Absolutely none.

Frenchies are a terrible dog. These canine abominations shouldn’t even exist.

They’re not cute. They’re not loyal.

Why French Bulldogs (and Their Owners) Are the Worst: A Rant.